The ridiculous fucktard behind the Spurmo website published this post a while back. I posted the following comment in response, but the weasel took it down. Nonetheless, I think it needs to be said. (Because I had a hunch he couldn’t take a little healthy heckling, I had the foresight to copypaste my comment and send it back to myself. By the grace of this little moment of wisdom, I can bring it to you now. Eat that, Chairman!)
OK, please watch while I diligently attempt to lower my sexist-bullshit hackles which you’ve duly raised with this post. I am breathing deeply… I feel my generally peaceful demeanor returning to me…
Now. Allow me to put forth this as a counter-argument:
First of all, it’s not that easy for a girl to get laid. Even a reasonably cute girl. I mean, if we don’t mind fucking ugly, insecure, baggage-laden, narcissists who are doubtlessly bound to be replete with intellectual shortcomings as well, then, sure, absolutely– any day of the week, we can fuck those guys. Probably several times that day. Or maybe not several times. Why not? Because they won’t be able to get hard or they’ll come in 4 strokes not be able to get hard quickly enough for a second go-round or they’ll be totally sexually clumsy in some other way… and it will be a generally unsatisfying experience for all involved. Sound appealing to you?
Secondly, what’s with this obnoxiously burdensome “women are the gatekeepers” crap? Gee. Thanks for sticking us with that choice task! Do you think this is a pleasant job with which you would like to be saddled? If so, I’ll gladly hand it over. Next time you’re ovulating and your body is so keenly aware of your reproductive viability that you can think of nothing else and you are so sopping wet you slide off everything you sit on and are also required to play coy so as to not scare off a boy who might actually be cute, reasonably savvy in and out of bed and not a total cheesedick, you just let me know.
In the meantime, quit feeling sorry for yourselves. And while your at it, quit using the word “slut” as though it’s derogatory. I, for one, am quite proud of my slutty ways.
kisses,
steamvent
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